The Corona Virus is here, and it ain’t from China!
:::FAKE NEWS:::
They say the Corona Virus came from China when we really know it brews from good old Mexico! It’s spreading in many directions not by a bird not by plane but by the truckloads, possibly a bartender, your next-door neighbor could be involved too or even your best friend! Aw heck, the police might even pull you over if you have too much of it. But it’s here and I got mine!
Symptoms may include the urge to pee, extreme excitement, the inability to walk a straight line, slurred speech, sleepiness, or act like a total jerk. Either way, you know you have the Corona Virus! It’s not some southern bell topped off with a lime or lemon to make it a twist. This is real as hell. Yes, there will be imitations of the Corona Virus. They maybe call Bud, Mic, Coors, but they’re all the same fake wanna be’s with some fancy marketing campaign.
Some may use the Corona Virus as an excuse to skip work or wonder how that stranger got in their bed. But in the end, we all hope we don’t take that trip to worship the porcelain god!
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